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danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

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tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

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thesonicscrew:

Nicki Minaj - “Anaconda” - A Dramatic Reading

New video. Give it an ail share if you like. Let me know what you think :)

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theroyalnonsense:

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THIS IS SO NEXT LEVEL, EVEN TO THIS DAY

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bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

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downcastchild:

pain-always-hurts has set her suicide date she made a deal with me , for every note this gets she will push that date one day back , this is real she has tried before. All I ask is that you please reblog and maybe send her cute messages thank you

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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

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  • person: the yugioh spinoffs suck
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buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

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magicnwizards:

To start this blog off, I present to you the Character cards from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Bandai’s Official Card Game.

Character cards were used as monsters, but had an effect instead of attack and defence points to determine whether the battle was won or loss.

#01 Mutou Yuugi
#02 Mutou Yuugi
#3 Jounouchi Katsuya
#4 Kaiba Seto
#5 Honda Hiroto
#6 Mazaki Anzu
#7 Nosaka Miho
#8 Shadi

An interesting fact is that Tristan/Honda is the first card treated like a monster with no level nor rank. That fact is also shared with the non-monster cards set on the field using Magical Hats, as well as Number F0: Future King Hope.

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Guys someone made a death threat on my campus please pray for us. I’m not a part of the greek system here, but it’s still so terriffying

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maximumbuttitude:

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tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I shit out thousands of dollars in pennies right now I am shitting out pennies this is happening why please help me

maximumbuttitude:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I shit out thousands of dollars in pennies right now I am shitting out pennies this is happening why please help me

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

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micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

me as fuck

i have never seen /anyone/ eat caviar in california what the fuck

Grits are a southern thing. People in Michigan don’t even know what grits are.

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