You are a good son, Austin O’Brien.
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absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever
i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once
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I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this
i dont know how to explain to people that because they didn’t vote for Democrats to control the Senate, Democrats dont control the Senate. And therefore they dont get to do the things the Senate does, like pass stimulus bills and remove postmasters general. And a lot of those people are saying “how dare Democrats try to compromise with Republicans instead of just forcing their agenda” and the answer is…you put the Republicans in charge. And then those people say, “well surely there has to be a way to stop the gutting of the USPS and the eviction of millions of people, why cant democrats just tell us what to do?” And the answer is, you needed to vote in 2016, the election we all said at the time was the most important election in history. And barring that, since it’s in the past and all, vote in 2020 and hope your vote counts now.
You aren’t going to get the world you want by refusing to participate in the world you have.
Now that’s a quote.
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i’m 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”
thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
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Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.
Anonymous asked:
Why would you fuck Adam sandler
threewayradio-deactivated202005 answered:
it was on my bucket list
Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?
yes
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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it
i knew the miku binder thomas jefferson artist shipped the game grumps and is a boot licker but did i really need to find out they made a game grumps hamilton au and made alexander hamilton arin and drew him in a hello kitty binder
Here's some models from the avatar art book!
Meanwhile there’s Zuko with his Kardashian sized wardrobe
